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Virtual Identity

User’s online presence that holds the potential to be the key to ones online identity, value and worth.
User’s online presence is virtual identity
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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virtual breeding

Virtual Breeding (noun):

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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The Law of Virtual Serendipity

The law that requires a couple to go on a first date when two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
After the date, Leah was happy she complied with the Law Of Virtual Serendipity instead of ghosting Louis.
by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020
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virtual gangster

Virtual Gangster is the sore loser in real life, s/he has a ball to talk shit online but they are timid, matey, and passive-aggresive in real life
by Sir. B January 12, 2021
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Virtual Hot Box

The cannabis enthusiast's equivalent of a 'Virtual Coffee'.
I'm sitting here in a Virtual Hot Box. Today, we're interviewing Kevin Smith. Thanks for joining us, today, sir!"
by MalakTrebek September 27, 2022
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Virtual harem

The collection of a person’s online connections that meet their mental needs that are not being met in real life
Jenny is in my virtual harem because I can talk about stuff with her that my girl friend wouldn’t understand.
by jlhpainter October 18, 2018
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