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vegetarian 

One who is rich, mainly pertaining to the amount of jewelry they possess. Usually referring to the amount of carats in the jewels.
Requan: You see Dee yesterday?
Chris: Yea, he got so many carats he's a vegetarian.
vegetarian by TheGhost3000 May 9, 2006

Vegetarian 

An old Indian word that means "Fool who cant fish, hunt, or work". Synonyms include "vegan", "liberal", and "hippie".
Vegetarian: "Hey, why do you need to own a gun? Animals have rights you know. Go to the store and buy meat that wasn't harmed or become a vegan or vegetarian instead."

Me: "Well its cheaper to buy bullets and kill a few deer than it is to buy ground beef at Giant."

Vegetarian: "Savage!"

Me: "Get a Job."
Vegetarian by TheMadHatter6_1_0 August 19, 2013

Vegetarian Day 

Vegetarian Day is much like the renowned Last Days where vegetarians finally overcome the oppression inflicted by carnivores. On Vegetarian Day, vegetarians gather in citys' central business districts cbd and conduct a ritual mass murder of carnivores.
Many vegetarians spend Vegetarian day killing carnivores in a similar way carnivores cruelly murder cows, sheep, pigs etc.

birth vegetarian 

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish
Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end
birth vegetarian by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013

vegetarian hot plate 

when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.
last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.

Vegetarian Vampire 

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.
The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.