Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

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perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.

A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure

by SmokeyRub March 15, 2015

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secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015

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neighborhood vacation

When multiple families from the same stuck-up, rich white neighborhood go on a group vacation to the same destination.

The Rutherfords and Davenports will be joining us on our yearly neighborhood vacation to the Hamptons.

by Russypoo1 April 29, 2015

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Vacation

Standing in line in exotic locations.

It doesn't matter what we do for vacation. It's always the same.

by Pseudorandomnessfl November 5, 2019

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vacation fairy

Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.

When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by MammaBear April 27, 2019

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