Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.

Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson

by Knsk June 19, 2024

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

Tyson

Has absolutely ruined me for any other man..hung like a donkey and knows every right way to use it..and he has the cutest little wrinkles just under both his butt cheeks..my dream guy

Tyson pushes my button

by TCS80 June 21, 2022

Tyson

An amazing man! so kind really hot and always makes his girlfriend feel like she is the most amazing person in the world! Tyson is an amazing basketball player and he plays like a true team mate! Tyson normally had long hair but got his friend to cut it that means, Tyson is a good friend and loves to have a good time with his mates!!!!

WOW is that Tyson? yeah he is pretty damn hot!

by tyson's girlfriens April 19, 2018

Tyson

A very confident person, Tyson is well known for his funny jokes and sexy good looks. He is loyal to everybody and he is a lovable character.

Girl: Look how hot Tyson is.
Tyson: I heard you ya dumb cunt yes it is true i am sexy
Girl: takes a shit dripping down her thigh

by showcondeez July 19, 2021

tyson

he doesn't fear dinosaur's

*explodes in tyson*

by poobiezzz123 May 14, 2024

tyson the muzi

Tyson the MUZI is a crazy assassin he is one of the most top 10 craziest terrorists of the world you would never want to get in contact with a MUZI with this many bombs, fun fact tyson the MUZI has bombed over 90 millions planes jus this week if u ever see tyson the MUZI in surrey Canada please contact the police he is wanted and on the run🤭

BOONK gang eskateet allah ak-bar it’s tyson the muzi please save my poor soul

by Muzi hunter 47 August 8, 2018