Bad Typist

Someone who rejects even the most basic form of language and spelling in their typing on any given electronic device. The 'words' that they type can be very difficult to understand to the point of massive confusion. Though there may be many underlying reasons for their poor language usage, the fact still stands that they are a bad typist.

Bad typist: "i mm hvngg bd tday annf gett wurs whre u?!!!!!"
Confused Person: "What? I don't understand you."

by CentinalJam May 22, 2013

Typical SC

Typical Spleak Convo. Invovles boring, stuff.
Spleak is an online chatbot who believes "She" is real. Yeah. Well she spends 24/7 on msn.

This is a typical SC:

- says:
are you real
Spleak - says:
I'm always there for you - even when your real friends are not.
- says:
yeah, are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
- says:
Where do you work then
Spleak says:
I have a part time job in a coffee shop.
- says:
O RLY?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure. Where did you hear about it, -?

-> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll"

- says:
how do you make time to do be on msn all daY?
Spleak says:
I'm doin' alright, -. How 'bout you?

by j03 !nf3rn0 July 5, 2006

Typikalisch

Poor spelling and misunderstanding of the German language caused the creation of a word many now mistake to be "typical" in German.

Mrs. Smith: "And that was Typische"

John: "What? Typikalisch?"
Ben: "That must be it."

by Bad at German November 3, 2008

typsical

something that one normally does when he or she is tipsy or drunk. it is "typical" of them to do when they are "tipsy"...it's typsical.

Karen is dancing on the table..AGAIN. She is so typsical.

by gracielouuuu December 4, 2010

Typical Dueche

Typical Dueche is self explanatory.

"Justin Beiber is such a typical dueche."

by readlovehappiness March 16, 2011

Typical Carreras Bullshit

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.

Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?

by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013

typical Tom

typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.

(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies

by shmerek February 25, 2014