tyson’s a guy who’s absolutely adorable. he’s a spiritual kind of guy, and very caring. he’s not afraid to do what he thinks is right; and he’s unapologetically himself. anyone who takes one look at him will not be able to look away. a true king, although a lobster.
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Get the Ava Kris Tyson mug.When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her
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Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!
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Get the Drop a Tyson mug.A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
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