Twilight

A twisted tale about Necrophilia and Beastiality.

"Bella Swan falls in love with Edward, although, he is technically dead." -Twilight

"Bella Swan falls in love with Jacob, although, he is technically an animal." - Twlight

by kissingkatebarlow August 1, 2013

Twilight

That one guy that died at the end of (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.

Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!

by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019

Twilight

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.

I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.

by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015

Twilight

STUPID BOOKS AND MOVIES

MLIAer hate (Twilight)

by MLIA:) January 25, 2011

Twilight

This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires

Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it

Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!

by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010

Twilight

The best movie ever omg omg

See next- SARCASM

Twilight? Omg watching people sleep isn’t creepy anymore!!

by Spider Fan July 10, 2019

twilight

absolute bullshit Stephanie Meyer calls a book

Twilight is shit

by GryffindorA May 13, 2018