Tricked Out Welt

To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.

Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!

by Merch™ July 14, 2004

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trucker muffin

The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.

Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.

by Joz-E September 30, 2006

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Trucker Rails

Term used to describe enormous lines of cocaine, methamphetamine, special k, heroin or any other snortable drug. A Rail is used to describe the same thing but in moderate portions. A Trucker Rail is at least double in size. Perhaps as wide as a person's thumb and several inches long. Trucker's are notorious for snorting methamphetamine Trucker Rails to stay awake on long hauls over the road.

1. Tony Montana was so depressed that his only way to cope was to snort Trucker Rails of coke until he was more or less bullet-proof and psychotic.
2. The trucker knew that driving from Maine to California was gonna be a long haul so he snorted a few Trucker Rails of speed to stay awake and alert.
3. With finals approaching, the graduate student had no choice but to snort Trucker Rails of Adderall to keep his edge and stay up for 5 days studying.

by iceman 69 December 29, 2009

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Whore Tracker

These are men who spend a lot of time tracking a female to find out if she is a whore. He has built up his knoledge of females to spot if a girl is just a cock tease, or if indeed she is a boomerang whore, and therefore he already knows if the girl is worth any of his time and money. Usually these men are found in offices and it is their female workers that they are "Whore Tracking".

Seth: I've been checking out Sandra from accounts for two weeks and I don't know if I could get some sex with her. What do you think, you are apparently the best "Whore Tracker" in the city.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.

by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006

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Double Trucker Arms

The double trucker arm gesture is performed when a person does the trucker arm motion (to get a trucker to honk his horn) with both arms. To add effect to the double trucker arm gesture, it is not uncommon to thrust the hips forward and backward in an undulating manner. The double trucker arms is the universal symbol for indicating that the person performing the gesture is about to "get some" or just "got some"--literally or figuratively. The double trucker arms, however, can be performed to request or solicit a sexual act or to embarass another who recently engaged in a sexual act. The double trucker arms is also frequently used between males to suggest that someone should be hittin' it--particularly with the suggestee's dance date or someone in the near proximity that he may or may not be flirting with.

"Todd just did the double trucker arms"
"Doesn't he know we don't care if he's having sex with his girlfriend?"

"Yo, Taylor," Greg called out, performing the double trucker arms from across the room. Taylor, who was sitting next to an attractive law student, shook his head in embarassment.

by swartzenator April 3, 2011

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