Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.
by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017
Get the Semen Trailmug. Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.
by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016
Get the trail visionmug. Retracting the steps in the mind that lead back to where one bookmarked a certain site in one's browser.
A line of text reminded me of an image I bookmarked in my browser last month that I wanted to show the writer, so I went on a brain trail.
by Loola April 11, 2008
Get the brain trailmug. When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.
"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"
by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019
Get the easter trailmug. a total kyle: dude you have any chem trails here
random dude: yeah bro they are in the table in the back
random dude: yeah bro they are in the table in the back
by twitchbitch May 15, 2021
Get the chem trailmug. a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
Get the hippy trailmug. by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022
Get the The Campaign Trailmug.