Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.
"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."
by JustAnotherGuy March 08, 2010
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Get the Caught in traffic mug.When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
by DP-BA March 10, 2013
Get the Sussex County Traffic Jam mug.The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.
A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
by Tumbles June 29, 2008
Get the Traffic Light Grand Prix mug.When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
Get the Dutch Traffic Jam mug.man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60
by mega8 August 27, 2011
Get the police induced traffic jam mug.(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.
Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."
Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."
Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
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