Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT May 22, 2018
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poopy towels

When you're on vaction in Disney Land, and people who are too fat get out the shower, and whipe their poopy asses with the clean towel, and then hang the towel up like a display for the next person to see.
Damn man...Ashley, and her mom left up some poopy towels. Thats redonkulous.
by Bubb Rubbbbbbbbb July 08, 2006
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towel snapper

locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship
by Kimpo October 17, 2008
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wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
by picklemonkey June 15, 2006
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Hot Towel

When you throw a freshly used jiz rag in your girlfriend's face. The important thing is to act like you are offering her the towel to clean up with and then catch her by surprise and throw it in her face, while laughing.
After boning my boyfriend, he gave me a hot towel...I was so pissed!
by WhiteboyJC December 14, 2007
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towel head

A pejorative and derogatory term for an Arabic or Indian person, or a person from a culture that wears turbans.
Oh no, there is a towel head on the airplane. Well, it was nice knowing you...
by flux blocker January 14, 2019
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Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
by Wolfgang7990 February 15, 2011
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