Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Total bullshit

See non-binary

Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*

See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like

by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019

Total Biscuit

A piece of bread that has been dunked in a toilet

"Oi mate, I'll 'ave a total biscuit" *barman dunks a bagel in the loo*

by buttpainisreal March 31, 2015

total loser

See Knyx or geek or moron.

Dude, quit acting like a Knyx.

by Zophar November 20, 2004

totally spies

A show with three chicks; two are run-of-the-mill white valley girls and one is a black british exchange student? They work for this place called woohp?, which is ran by some pedo named jerry. They solve missions and yadi yadi yada. Yes, I've watched the show. The old episodes were awesome, but then the storyline got dry and old and it's now gay.

Girl: Totally spies was totaly awesome when I was 8.

Boy: Keep watching those chicks, there's totally hot.

by Urugay February 29, 2008

totally necture

something that is awesome, a subsitute for the word sweet

That totally necture

by Chris Fox March 20, 2006

Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009