The best Jerry, the best!
You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.
You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.
Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.
Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.
They are worth it <3
You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.
You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.
Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.
Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.
They are worth it <3
by EzW000 November 24, 2021


by lickmybigfatnuts.com August 28, 2023

the most amazing stud youll ever meet from new jersey. you can usually catch him "chillen". he likes bagels cucumbers and has some mad (not really) bike skills.
by meloliva14 October 8, 2008

by chairlamp2 July 16, 2021
