Fart

Throwing four darts at once

"You want your fart to spread across the whole world"
-Rhett McLaughlin

by SUSCREAMY September 30, 2017

Fart

A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.

1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.

by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017

Fart

Vaporized Poop Particles

The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop

by Dante925 September 24, 2011

Fart

(The christchurch push)

(The christchurch push) is when you both

Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus

by Kiwifreaks October 22, 2019

fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)

you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.

by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008

Fart

A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole

Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*

by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015

Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.

by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017