Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

High Tide

The period of time where your place is tidy enough to make a good impression on house guests.

Guests will be sailing through the door any moment so we need to bring the house up to high tide. It’ll ebb back down to its natural state of chaos in low tide as soon as they’re gone, which is fine, but I can’t even swing a cat in here right now.

by Ohcomeonman May 6, 2019

Crimson Tide

A menstrual flow.

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.

by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.

The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023

Tide pods

A yummy snack enjoyed with bleach.

John:hey rob, could you get the bleach, I'm making tide pods.

Rob:sure thing.

by I support Donald Trump May 29, 2018

Tide Has Mek

Saying kelter sucks

Kirbs: "Tide has Mek"
Kelter "I'm server muting him"

by Jell.Ace January 1, 2021

Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018