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cryomasturbation therapy

the therapy you go through if you have toe cancer
riley josh has to undergo cryomasturbation therapy
by confuepanda May 8, 2023
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Therapy

The fact you have searched this on urban dictionary says you need it.
“Hey i’m going to therapy”

take me with you please
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couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.
maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn
by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022
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therapy

The doctor prescribed some therapy for Tom
by verdskl December 16, 2022
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Therapy

Yes, therapy is dead now because the guy who refused to let an ethics board review his studies can't sit and do nothing (save for collect stories for his new book that only sells if he's a culture warrior) anymore.

Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.
That's why you'd rather forgo your own ethic. You'd rather steal then let someone succeed without failure. It's the only way for you to arbitrate who gets of the hook for wrongdoing. You need to be able to break your own rules or YOU RULES DON'T WORK JORDAN. It's about doing the "same exact thing I'm doing" while maintaining the moral superiority you feint. How? By purporting to have an ethic that you violate at your discretion. But yes, you're right. Therapy is dead.... But not because of 'society' It's isn't the 'postmodernists'. It's because the most prominent psychologist is a fraud and charlatan and if the 'best' one is a fraud, well, I can even imagine what the worst one may be like. They probably advocate for the mutilation of children. This is what happens when the best of us are still just pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2022
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clit therapy

When the male genitalia head taps on a female's clit causing her to become more aroused and ready for action.
You have to give her a little clit therapy before you start pounding.
by DrFeelGoodPhD July 27, 2023
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Therapy

The new religion, which enlists the unskilled manipulative egomaniac to its profession. Only unlike religion it doesn't make you choose between communism or capitalism, it just steals your soul instead of getting you to sell it or give it away.

Like law or religion is a baseless argument which twists everything to its own authority. What are normal ape personas, attitudes, and logical reasoning are made into disorders.

See Also: ODD, ADHD, Autism
Has therapy made you a better person?
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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