When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018
Get the Flabbing Shit Twistermug. When You attach a girls toes to a large drill, then put your dick in her toes than start the drill, creating an orgasmic experience
Kathy game me the toe twister 2000 last night and it was better than any foot job I’ve ever gotten from a slut
by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 14, 2018
Get the Toe Twister 2000mug. A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013
Get the polish titty twistermug. During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
by Cum faggot May 19, 2019
Get the Taiwanese tongue twistermug. When they are ragging on your shit ox 1992 civic but don't know about the teriyaki titty twister under the hood
by Soul Emperor December 13, 2019
Get the teriyaki titty twistermug. Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
by Coco Sean July 27, 2018
Get the siberian titty twistermug. Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!
by Offbrandsidwilson April 26, 2017
Get the Kansas City Twistermug.