Trump

Former 45th president of the United States. On November 7th, 74 million Americans voted to fire him and hire someone who actually has experience in the government.

January 20th, 2021
Biden: Trump, you're fired.

Trump: No, I won!
Biden: You lost by 50 electoral votes, AND you lost the popular vote.

Trump: No! I won in a landslide!
Biden: Just get him out of here
*Trump begins to kick and scream
*Kamala Harris begins to laugh

by Anonymousddddbdggh November 10, 2020

trump

To completely fuck up, through sheer ignorance and ineptitude.

Did you hear how Jim completely trumped everything up? What a dumbass.

by people89635 April 2, 2021

Trump

the dude who played the orange man in Home Alone 2

*watching Home Alone 2*
guy 1: ew who’s that ugly ass piece of shit?
guy 2: thats trump

by yourbisexualneighbor November 1, 2020

trump

To achieve office via first-past-the-post, in defiance of the popular vote.

'Hell, no, we're not the most popular, but we can trump our way in.'

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Trump

A strange entity that can change forms, but most probably it looks like a sweaty orange or a shrimp dipped in hot cheeto dust or just an asshole with a mouth. He is worshipped by karens and idiots and people who like orange juice more than apple juice. He also has small hands and THAT is UNACCEPTABLE.

LOOK! IT'S TRUMP!

what shape is it in right now?!
uH... LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH A MOUTH!
RUN!!!

by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020

trump

A lie.

That isn't true, I don't want you to tell me another trump the rest of the night.

by 4thgen5280 March 12, 2021

Trump

A sexual act related to the golden shower which temporarily changes your skin tone to orange from the orange colored mixture of urine and period blood.

LaShonda asked if She could Trump me, please educate yourself before agreeing to anything.

by FranDiggidy August 13, 2018