meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

trailer park trombone

Meth pipe

Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high

by YeakleJ February 27, 2024

Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.

I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone

by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner over them.

"Hay yo i have like the worst Tromboner right now.........can you help."

by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017

Trombone

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.

The trombone is awesome!

by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021

Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend

Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.

by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022