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Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.
Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?
by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011
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chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting
To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.
by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018
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The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 24, 2009
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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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The Campaign Trail

political simulation game where you can replay “scenarios,” or past elections
I just won the 1896 Election as William J Bryan on the Campaign Trail.
by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022
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chem trail

a total kyle: dude you have any chem trails here
random dude: yeah bro they are in the table in the back
by twitchbitch May 15, 2021
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brain trail

Retracting the steps in the mind that lead back to where one bookmarked a certain site in one's browser.
A line of text reminded me of an image I bookmarked in my browser last month that I wanted to show the writer, so I went on a brain trail.
by Loola April 11, 2008
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