Thomas is a really nice and is hung like a horse and faster than a rabbit during sex so if your looking for a great time crack a bottle of Jack Daniels with Thomas
Girl one: Hey have you had sex with Thomas
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
by Hananal September 22, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.
Thomas is very hot!
by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
by YTAce December 20, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. by NAshNishNooooooooosh August 12, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.
He also has a 10 foot dic-
He also has a 10 foot dic-
by Pippitypopop June 14, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a Smart, Loyal Flirtatious and Loving person. He will put a smile on anybody's face. If you get a boyfriend like him don't you ever let him go he's a keeper. He loves his girlfriend with all his heart and will put anybody aside for you. And not to mention he is a great Best friend as much as he is a boyfriend. Just believe me when i say he's very nice.
OH IS THAT THOMAS
by Shelly Marshell November 20, 2019
Get the Thomasmug.