you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

pokemon sheets

Were to people have sex on pokemon bed sheets afder playing minecraft.

Girl: minecraft and chill?

Boy:sure, but afder that how about pokemon sheets and chill?

Girl:yess(^_-)

by Lezbean6969 March 21, 2016

flannel sheets

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!

After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.

by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017

Sheet jumper

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.

She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.

by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!

Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

sheet slayer

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

by jadaal21 January 25, 2009

fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!

Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.

by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019