hear it ring

The biggest fuck you in hockey. When you take a shot and hits the post. The post making a ringing noise when hit. Goalies like the noise though.

I took a shot from the point and it when off the post,I could hear it ring.

by hockeylover April 25, 2009

Ring Cheese

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.

Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018

ring general

someone who controls the wrestling match and leads the fight between 2 wrestlers

the rookie had to be the ring general because the veteran was hurt

by rickymaddy January 28, 2018

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

Ring-a-ding

Another word for "hanky-panky" or a sexual activity. Also known as a game of Post Office.

1. Tonight after dinner, my wife's gonna give me some ring-a-ding.

2. How 'bout you come to the back for a little ring-a-ding?

by B. Helt February 20, 2013

Filth Ring

The dirty brown area surrounding an asshole.

You're a filth ring.

by somewhatstock February 08, 2012

Sneaky Ring

An activity in which you get unwilling bystanders to glance over at your gaping anus as you spread your asscheeks

(Spreads arsehole)
Hey Jack, look at this!
Jack: Urgh that’s disgusting!
Jill: SNEAKY RING!

by sneakyring November 05, 2021