Phil Classic

A very good done cumilingus, and shit store handover in Lidl. Seen very often by his fellow managers,

Dude Look at this warehouse!!! Typical Phil Classic!

by 11113 February 6, 2022

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023

phil plait

God

Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

by jAkE pAuL mErCh LiNk In BiO April 18, 2019

big phil

Big Phil is the best headteacher HCC has ever had and ever will have, he is an icon

“hey have you seen big phil today?”
“yeah i did, he’s on playground duty, what an amazing man”

by vacuum cleaner 123 June 11, 2021

phil lester

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

by chippyrat October 31, 2018

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Dr. Phil

An absolute chad.

"Dr. Phil time! Dr. Phil time! aaaAAAAAAaaAAAaAAAAAa"

by d.olphin man September 5, 2019