Pedro is cooler defines the person 'Pedro' who has a huge amount of swag. He is much cooler than the average person and often denies it as he is humble. If you happen to meet a Pedro is cooler guy you should keep him forever as they're a rare breed.
by ahemmmmmm March 14, 2021
by Canadian beastiality June 28, 2020
He is an enormous douchebag who loves penis for breakfast because he has a small penis . Sometimes he is so fcking annoying and people just want to kill that cunt . He is the worst person you could ever know!
Danny-"Whats his disease?"
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."
by Tigae January 29, 2016
The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 10, 2024
by Mexico 🇲🇽 January 03, 2021
by yellowbumhole January 17, 2020
Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017