Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.

Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!

by NocOps September 22, 2011

Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner

I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner

by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010

Honduran Meatball

When a male, preferably from Southern America, poops on top of pasta and then cuts himself to bleed in the pasta. The blood resembles the red sauce and the poop resembles a meatball. Then he will forcefully shove a girls face in it until the girl manages to eat all of the contents of the bowl. The girl will have little room to breathe, due the the aggressive nature of the face shoving.

guy 1: dude, why is there a cut mark on your arm?
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy

by SneakyBadger August 12, 2010

Deep Fried Meatball

The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.

Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!

$80 for a deep fried meatball.

by Josh "nut-fitty" May 01, 2008

Raw Meatball Sandwich

Where a young lady is picked up in a nightclub whilst being slightly inebriated, by two young men of questionable character.

The young lady in question then enjoys a night of unprotected intercourse with both of the gentlemen at the same time.

No names are exchanged.

Oh my god i got so pissed last night i ended up haveing a raw meatball sandwich.

by Meatball Pete August 15, 2009

the north european meatball

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.

Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball

by dengodeperke November 28, 2017

turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it

Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight

by foggy_Octopus December 17, 2020