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spankin' hank

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank
by PROakes November 21, 2015
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Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around
“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”
by rhyparography July 16, 2021
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Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons
The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.
by Ski3569 March 12, 2025
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Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas
by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023
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Wiesner-Hanks

A brutal form of academic torture in which a student is forced to read an impossibly hard historical primary source. They are asked unanswerable questions in the second person, are triggered by rude historical quotes, and a few pages in are referred to a figure at the back of the reading, all while screaming and crying. This torture is inescapable and will almost always result in a tremendous headache unless you are a fucking whale who makes her idiot boyfriend go through it instead.
Then, read Wiesner-Hanks: "A Day in the French Revolution: July 14, 1789" and answer the following questions:

1. Why would the Bastille be a place crowds would naturally gather? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
2. How did the layout of Paris help or hinder large protests? How did Parisian architecture help unhappy residents join a political cause? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
3. How did news of action on the streets spread around Paris? How would that help or hinder protestors and, on the other hand, the government in controlling protests? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
4. How did the price of wheat affect every citizen? Consider the impact of high prices on each socioeconomic group in your answer. What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
5. How did a person's socioeconomic status impact their willingness to either join the protest or support the government (and status quo)? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
6. If you were in the working class living in Paris in 1789, do you think you would have joined the protests? Why or why not? Use specific evidence from the documents in the Wiesner-Hanks packet to support your answer.
by hedabla99 November 7, 2016
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Hank Lu

(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.
(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.
by OddFan August 23, 2011
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.
by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025
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