jug flu

Bad Hangover!

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!

by Mexican Cobra August 19, 2008

Boy Flu

Prison slang for inmates who have gotten AIDS while in the joint

Did you hear about Ohio Roy? He got the Boy Flu been hangin in Block D and doin the down low.

by zoobreath3 January 29, 2021

hiatus flu

A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.

"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"

"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."

by Rick Rolland June 28, 2016

Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.

Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.

by valleymd March 18, 2010

Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.

When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.

by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018

Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009

fighter's flu

When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.

Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."

John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."

by Bob's Chophouse July 26, 2009