oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women
DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.
by 1 slice November 01, 2017
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Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.
When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
by Someonejuicy March 01, 2018
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Boos flu

A state where a Human catches a virus know as the boos flu (originating from animals). This virus cause one to laugh at any joke whether it's funny or not. Over time the laughter gets so out of hand that one's system can no longer take it and shuts down, therefore leading to death
Sophie got the boos flu last night, sadly her brain found humor at random times therefore leading to her passing
by Ozatech July 06, 2020
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Glemu Flu

A disease first discovered in 2019 that affects someone that was close to someone who is or was sick with any illness (even something as contagious as a migraine).
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.
Glenn was sick yesterday and now I suffer from the glemu flu.
by Wmode September 05, 2019
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Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.
After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.
by Cap10 August 14, 2009
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Coochie flu

When a female has a uti
I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu
by MegaSchein December 11, 2022
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Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.
Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.
by mechabb May 14, 2011
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