bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

Bleeding angry

Very Angry

I’m bleeding angry at you

by Fjx May 18, 2020

internal bleeding

when u having fun in the moment but regret it later

A: how was ur night
B:lit until i had internal bleeding the next morning

by smoking_bigdoinks_in_the_amish June 9, 2018

ghost bleed

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.

My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.

by Artsy89q December 19, 2011

Seasons bleedings

When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.

I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.

by guyoutnumbered December 10, 2010

Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.

You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!

by Fugin nice April 7, 2024