bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Your nan a man

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds

Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*

by No u lol May 10, 2018

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

nan chong

a boy who is very hardworking and cares for others, he is also very good at academics

Jeffrey:wow who is that guy who takes so much notes in class?
Roneth: oh its just nan chong

by derpythincow March 10, 2022

Nan

Best friend you could ask for, but I won’t ever say that too her face. Has a sense of humour that only some people understand. She has a big heart, even though sometimes it seems like she doesn’t and whether she admits it or not, she cares about others a whole lot. Well some people. Whether u need her at 12pm or 12 am, you’ll have to wait for her to wake up because all she does is sleep. She’s someone you would do anything for, aswell as someone who would do anything for you. We all need a Nan, but again I won’t say that to her face cause ew.

“Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my nan”

by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021