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naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points
"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."
by octonaught December 18, 2012
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Blue Man Naughty

A group of gnarly people including A.D. H.S. R.B. K.S. B.S. E.R. A.H. V.S. These people have sick nasty awesome times and are the shit.
Blue Man Naughty is cooler than cool. We are ice cold.
by A Blue Man August 31, 2010
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naughty squid

The naughty squid is a move In witch the man straddles his woman while she is on her back. She then takes his manhood in her mouth. As this is happening, the man must then lean back and use his fingers to pleasure his lady friend.
Man, I walked in on my cousin and his lady doing the naughty squid and it scarred me for life!
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Naughty

OMG, he just did a naughty!!
by colliedog200 November 15, 2023
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Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
by OatmealUser January 3, 2022
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Naughty Rachel

A naughty Rachel is when you're at a job interview and the manager asks you about your previous jobs. You say, my first and favourite job was a blowjob.
Did you hear naughty Rachel? No what was their naughty Rachel? A blow-job. Oh haha
by pingurrieyeterri June 11, 2022
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Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter
by stinky cooter September 30, 2023
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