Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG February 19, 2007

Shit mop

When you have puffy hair and it looks like a shit mop

Shot up kadaisha with your shit mop on your head

by Nobody_knows 2021 June 03, 2021

mop fucker

someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.

ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up

by swooping season May 20, 2021

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Mop Slim

Mop Slim is someone that loves to ride dick and moans when they nut.

Omg i heard he’s a “Mop Slim”

by PointlessParkingMeter January 27, 2022

WAP Mop

A slightly thick mustache that rest a top of a mans upper lip, that acts as a mop for the pussy juice that is created when he munches a ladies sweet pink pussy

Hey girl the mustache ride is just the appetizer I’m gonna finish you off with a go around with my WAP Mop!

by RCHammer0489 March 26, 2021