ally-land

Where Ally went to be by herself; where Andy could never reach her, no matter how much he tried or wanted.
"I'm in Ally-land. ..
What the hell is that? He mumbled to himself. ..
Can I come? He threw the bait...
No. She texted
Just a simple, heartbreaking No.
Sweet dreams, sleep tight..and all that. ..
Wanna see something? Appealing to her natural curiosity. ..
Sure, she said, slightly intrigued.
An inside joke, a play on words. ..
Silence again. ..
His heart beating loudly, waiting.
I like it. ..she eventually said.
Don't make me come back from Ally-land yet, she pleaded.
But WHAT is that? He still wondered. ..but merely responded, Ok hun...I'll let you reach out to me.
She was grateful. .
He was more confused than ever. .
The closer he got, the farther she moved. .like being able to see the finish line but never crossing it. ..
What was it about this wacky nymph that made his body tingle and his mind come apart at the seams?
It was the mystery, the challenge of the unattainable, the sparks, the exasperation, it was...
And he suddenly knew...it was Ally-land...
And he understood that he was doomed/destined to be but a visitor...he could not stay forever, no matter how wonderful she thought he was and how much she smiled at him. ..
She was the sole permanent resident in Ally-land...it was her world to fly and flutter, to sleep and wander,to love and weep...
And in that realization he found both dismay and comfort...for he had helped create that magical land of which he was now only a guest..."
by Fuzzypanda July 09, 2014
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jojo lands

Ninth part of the amazing and fantastic serie, " Jojo's Bizarre Adventure " by the legendary Hirohiko Araki. No news about it for now, but it'll surely be a bizarre adventure
Have you heard, Araki announced a ninth part of jojo! It's called Jojo Lands!
AYYY LET'S GOOO
by Huoshi March 03, 2022
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wonka land

the perception of being in a relationship that makes you lose sense of yourself and surroundings without realization, like being immersed in willy wonka’s chocolate factory.
there’s no saving her, she’s stuck in wonka land.
by stayfocust January 28, 2022
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wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum
I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.
by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008
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Land Hawaii

Kentucky;

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) to mock Kentucky's suggestions to rename a fish in order to make it more marketable.
"If you want to try the delicacy that started it all, head down to Kentucky; or now as I call it, Land Hawaii."

Asian Carp is to Kentucky Tuna as Kentucky is to Land Hawaii.
by xchnkx July 08, 2010
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monkey land

A special place full of monkeys and land
Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there
by Melon238 January 09, 2021
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land castle

To deceive by deception... mostly used by Indian IT workers when frustrated.
Don't land castle me, man!
by Dongalong the way October 01, 2018
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