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elbow dagger

a pointy elbow. so pointy it could cut you if you ran swiftly and lept upon it. so pointy it could stab Peter Pan's shadow. so pointy it could find the holes in Darwin's Theory.
That lads gotta elbow dagger.
by nappyjones September 25, 2011
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elbow jokey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of the game.
Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through a game.
by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005
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pulled an elbow

When,during sexual intercourse,the condom on the penis stays inserted in the vagina when the penis pulls out.
Dude,i was having sex with my girl and i pulled an elbow.
by noen"eofk August 11, 2008
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elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?
I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.
by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014
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Fluffer's elbow

Common injury to the elbow in the porn industry.
Doctor says I'm on light duty from my fluffer's elbow so can I work woth the Asians today.
by Melminmafia November 30, 2016
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Elbow Hummus

When a man ejaculates into the crease of someone’s neck and they let it stay there during the rest of the night. The warmth makes it liquify and the separation of the sides of the crease make it look like hummus. The male proceeds to ejaculate into the crease of their elbow and then puts their partner in a headlock and the friction cause an even more hummus like texture
Last night this girl asked me to make some elbow hummus and it was probably the best experience I’ve ever had
by Johan dick March 21, 2019
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Beer elbow

A trait developed through regularly carrying a drink through crowded bars and parties. This ability allows your elbow to function as a shock absorber or gyroscope and when bumped in to your hand remains stable, thus never spilling a drop of your beverage.
Watch where you're going, my beer elbow is the only reason neither of us are wearing my drink right now.
by GrundleGravy09 May 21, 2018
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