Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.

Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.

by Mail lady Pat February 16, 2018

australian barbeque

An average spit roast but has to be slow cooked, continuously spinning round

Guy 1: Man can you remember when we had that spitroast last night
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a proper Australian barbeque

by Peogh January 28, 2014

Australian Motorboat

When you put your face between her cheeks and motorboat her butthole while shaking your head violently.

I Australian Motorboated her butt until she squealed.

by lordcoppinkaz March 03, 2015

Australian Porcupine

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass

Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

by Franderson March 19, 2017

Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal

“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

“Australian missionary is the best!”

by Shablammy October 24, 2019

Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 19, 2011

australian accent

sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off

they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose

'feesh and cheeps'

australian accent = retarded english

by Radass head July 02, 2009