Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.
Soooo beware they can get very horny at night
P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
Soooo beware they can get very horny at night
P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
by Georgia June 24, 2004
Get the Shiny Toastersmug. (noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.
def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."
def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."
def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."
by see`underscore`aych December 18, 2008
Get the Toastermug. At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.
Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.
MFB & JSK
Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.
MFB & JSK
by MFB/JSK/DRH March 7, 2011
Get the Toastermug. by pfloyd February 20, 2003
Get the Toastermug. To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.
Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010
Get the texas toastermug. A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
by Pants-off Barrett March 9, 2007
Get the Texas Toastermug. by kimosabi June 27, 2014
Get the Throat Toastermug.