The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
Get the Cock Swipemug. by Mr . Sauce February 20, 2021
Get the swipe and gomug. When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.
Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
by SpellingVee July 4, 2020
Get the Tingle Swipemug. by Laurenic May 25, 2008
Get the Reverse Swipemug. by Crasherzzz November 23, 2017
Get the Swipemug. A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023
Get the death swipemug. “Greeting everyone I shall now swipe all of your sacks”-the sack swiper
“Hey stop your Sack Swiping”-Dora
“Darn”-the sack swiper
“Hey stop your Sack Swiping”-Dora
“Darn”-the sack swiper
by 1zucc for 1vbucc October 9, 2018
Get the Sack Swipingmug.