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stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
mugGet the stroke the toadmug.

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick September 2, 2015
mugGet the dicklong strokemug.

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013
mugGet the getting strokedmug.

arctic stroke

A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist
Guy 1:"I tried the arctic stroke and I came in half the time."
Guy 2: "Nice. I'll use it at work."
by LuckyFool July 24, 2016
mugGet the arctic strokemug.

scrote stroke

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.
Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about
by scarkin December 10, 2016
mugGet the scrote strokemug.

Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you
"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"
by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016
mugGet the Baby Strokemug.

Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”
by Hyperder June 13, 2018
mugGet the Stroking the Foxmug.

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