stink pretty

Southern slang for perfume, lotion, or the like.

Bob: "That's some mighty fine stink pretty you got on there."

Alice: "It's just some lotion I picked up at the 5 and dime..."

by tntoak August 28, 2006

Stink Weasel

A post-coital penis. Particularly after anal (See Mike).

"...so after I was done banging her ass, I tried to get some head, and she was all 'get that stink weasel outta my face'".

by Martin Luther Vandross February 28, 2005

insta-stink

the act of spreading ones ass cheeks and farting, producing a cloud of rancid ass instantaneously making the room smell like queen latifah's queef.

While Jake was sleeping, Bogart violated his face with insta-stink. =^.^=

by shootermkgav1n January 19, 2010

Weekend Stink

To be very stinky on the weekend usually from the lack of a shower and an abundence of video games and food.

Jordan: GOD JESS YOU SMELL HORRIBLE.

Jesse: Yea I got the Weekend Stink.

by SteenNGene January 21, 2010

Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of poop wherever they sit.

Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.

by gpc March 11, 2008

stink corn

the corn found in shit, very bad odor

That BBQ was great but I filled the bowl with stink corn the next day

by layne226 June 27, 2008

stink texting

the art of text messaging while defecating

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.

by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009