Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

Standing-Tiger

When a man lifts up his sexual partner to eat her pussy while standing. Usually leaning woman on wall for support.

“Yo Spenny…? I just performed the Standing-Tiger on this broad last night.”

by LigmaButWhole December 19, 2023

Standing ovation

When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can

There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation

by Piccolo, Pete and alice b February 4, 2024

standing on business

To not fold in a situation.

Example:

Jessica: Yo I folded again because my boyfriend bought me a yacht… I know you said to leave him.

Sarah: GIRL YOU GOTTA BE STANDING ON BUSINESS!!! HE CHEATED 16 TIMES!!!

I’m always standing on business w these hoes.

by sexy reds baby daddy February 7, 2024

standing on business

being tough and not backing down, for example as a white person, calling a black a nigger to there face and being prepared to fight is standing on business

P1: NIGGER!
P2: he just said that to a black person he's standing on business

by your local rapist February 7, 2024

standing on business

your doing something that makes you a boss

You hanged up the phone on your ex wow girl standing on business

by nayaplay.0 February 9, 2024