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Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
by R0ZES May 19, 2024
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Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.
“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022
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starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern
"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"
by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022
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