To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.
by Anon April 09, 2005
by SockTan97 July 11, 2008
often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.
Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.
by DDG September 04, 2006
by JoeyFuller December 07, 2009
I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.
by Candi Barre September 24, 2009
When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.
by d bergstrom February 24, 2008
n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.
I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.
by Alanicor March 09, 2010