Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

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Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.

Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.

by Slipp3ryWingedSheep October 16, 2009

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Squeegasm

To get very excited in a non-sexual way about something, almost as if you had an orgasm.

I had a squeegasm when I realized David Tennant was in Fright Night.

by Nadarien September 6, 2011

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A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*

by bha gilani September 29, 2009

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Freshly squeezed

Referring to a small new born child straight from the mothers womb.

Did you see that women's baby, kid was freshly squeezed!

by Paddylebee October 21, 2014

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Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

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ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

by Space Turtle October 18, 2006

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