shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

by singer201998 June 18, 2010

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

sorpersden

when your finger tears through the toilet paper and goes up your arse

Person A: 'Nice shit?'
Person B: 'Not really. I just sorpersdenned myself hard'

by ntsclsclst June 14, 2016

soupervisor

An authority-figure --- such as a parent, older sibling/relative, school aide, etc. --- whose job it is to see that you "finish your stewed vegetables like a good little boy".

I'm all for insisting that a child "eat healthy", but I totally disapprove of a soupervisor who uses preposterous scare-tactics (like saying that the youngster's arms and legs will shrivel up and disappear if he doesn't eat his vegetables, or that Lucifer Himself will suddenly appear out of a blazing ball of fire and brimstone to devour him) in an attempt to scare said frail vulnerable pint-size into finishing his food.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

supperware

much different to underwear and upperware, supperware is a rare occurence that happens only when speed-eating naked and in the dark. The less sober the better

"my god jimmy it looks like you've crafted yourself some supperware"

by patreonofallpeople March 29, 2020