Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.

"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."

by Ender56 December 6, 2023

Snowflake

A white bible thumping christian conservative.

White

Usually Protestant such as Missouri Synod Lutheran, Baptist etc.

Can be Mormon.

Can be Catholic if not is anti Catholic.

Homophobic

Extremely Transphobic

Sometimes Extremely Homophobic.

Internal racist.

Rarely but sometimes Can be openly racist.

Supports always DeSantis And usually Trump.

Gets offended by Bud Light.

Opposes BLM movement.

Extremely anti abortion even in cases of rape or incest. Says being transgender is a mental illness and
gets offended when some random stranger changes their gender. Gets offended by two people getting married.

Says there are only two genders.

Shoves their religious beliefs down peoples throats. Gets offended when people say happy holidays. Their whole personality is religion. They force their beliefs onto the government.

Pro Israel.

Anti Palestine.

Considers Muslims terrorists.

Considers Latinos rapists and drug dealers

Islamphobic.

Sometimes Antisemetic.
Hypocritical.

Lets their children dress as Native Americans for Halloween.

Pro Book Banner.

Anti CRT in schools.

John: Wow Jack is such a snowflake, he went berserk when I said happy holidays to him, he got offended by a beer can and kicked his trans daughter out of the house after coming out

by Johnthegamer49 December 6, 2023

old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.

Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.

by joelstius December 11, 2022

Snowflaker

A discriminatory term used to insult/categorize a person, with weaker emotional control when compared to others, for their inability to properly control/express their emotions due to easily hurt feelings and/or their ability to trigger an extreme emotional response to an insignificant problem or situation.

"Cindy is such a snowflaker, they threw a tantrum when Bob didn't compliment their hairstyle"

by AGuyTheNone December 22, 2022

Spinning snowflake snowman

A Christmas animated item that little kids (squeakers) spend over $200 on.

"Yo I got a spinning snowflake snowman for $24783!!!!"
"They cost $100 to $250 normally."

by gemmyguy6 January 1, 2023

snowflake

Someone who can't take a joke or gets offended really easily and cry over anything. like omg you melt faster than icecream in a dessert

omg, I love niggers(a white person says that) omg don't say that Becky's right there and she's a snowflake and will give you a whole ass letter and a 3-page essay on why you shouldn't say that. STFU fag

by Hexer420 October 16, 2021

Snowflakization

Snowflakization is the term for the entire world going woke and the rise of people getting cancelled by the media for small things such as racist jokes, homophobic jokes and anything that a minority group may find offensive.

The world has gone soft in the act of Snowflakization.
Free speech no longer exists due to Snowflakization.

by Adolf Shwartsnegger October 18, 2021