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Prog snob

Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.
James Is a right prog snob. Listening to one song every half a fucking hour
by SLick pussy February 2, 2023
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snob gobbler

that bloke payney is a fucking snob gobbler
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Good music snob

A music snob who will only listen to something outside of their comfort zone if they find it themselves. If you try and recommend a song or genre they won’t bother.

Always has to tell you some random fact about the songs you guys listen to.
Oh yeah, he’s definitely a music snob but not so much a bad one. I guess he’s a good music snob.
by Smittysonian August 22, 2021
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Redneck snob

Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.

Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.

Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.
"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."

"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"

"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."
by RedneckSnobOG June 29, 2021
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glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax
“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂
by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022
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Snob

Wow. Those Main Liners are so snobby. They think they are soo much better than everyone else.
by yeah dawg 123 September 15, 2022
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Glow up snob

A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.

Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.

Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.
Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."
by Venandi Daemonium January 25, 2022
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