shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

Slippery Shrimp

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.

My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!

by G.BItz June 19, 2010

shrimp ring

cock ring for small cocks

this shrimp ring is too big.

by mumbly_joe December 15, 2004

shrimp energy

when a man acts like a dickhead

man: “ oh shes so ugly she can never be pretty”

lady: “ thats some shrimp energy right there”

by simple.pimple March 16, 2021

Shrimp Boat

the act of cumming in someones ass crack and then sucking it out with a straw.

"Dude, last night my girl asked me to shrimp boat her!"

by diamondinTHErough January 5, 2009

Shrimping

Shrimping see Hoover... add a straw you have shrimping

After Mcdonalds the happy couple went home for some hot shrimping...

by TAY March 2, 2004

Butthole shrimp

a small penis inserted in the anus

DANIEL HAD SUM GREAT BUTTHOLE SHRIMP LAST NIGHT AT A PLACE CALLED TURKISH SQUIRTS

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009