doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016

Short and Fat

An insult to use if you want to start a war with little rocket man

He called me old!? Well, I would NEVER call him short and fat!

by Lawncare3 July 1, 2020

Subway Short

A literal rizz god

"Uh Oh better hide yo shorty subway short just pulled up

by Tism tim April 12, 2023

Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price

Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions

by Mrstonks January 28, 2021

Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward

I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign

by supergoose94 March 30, 2009

Shorts September

This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.

It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.

Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!

by MalLovesShortsSeptembers!! September 28, 2009

YouTube Shorts

Sub bot.
But really: YouTube videos that are basically TikToks, but on YouTube, and they are guaranteed to give BIG views. Especially if there’s bobux involved.

YouTube: *gives me bobux YouTube shorts on homepage*
Me: it viral time to copy
Me a few days later: *1 billion sub*

by Bronelson January 14, 2021