The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
by Done it all dave December 25, 2023
Get the shitmageddon mug.The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.
Reporter: What happened here?!
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers, an incontinent patient with a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed.
That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.
by RNSue January 23, 2024
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That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.
by RNSue January 23, 2024
Get the shituation mug.The definition of a shituation is a situation that’s so shit that’s extremely hard to handle therefore called…….a SHITUATION!! 🤷🏼 ♀️
by anonymous November 12, 2023
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When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
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When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.
You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
by chonkymuff February 10, 2024
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Your lying completely about the truth and trying to cover up the truth . Basically your being shitted on
by Free Palestinians March 3, 2024
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