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school

A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,

It's a money farm,

...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
by Osassamon October 26, 2007
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When people realized that there needed to be special concentration camp type for young people, they invented schools.
by The fire elf October 1, 2005
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School

The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......

Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out

TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
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School

When teacher's and staff members Mentally Rapes the minds of children.
Also,
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020
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a type of prison that children go to.
somebody: HeLlO GuYs Im GoInG To Go TaKe A VaCaTiOn

school: no.
by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020
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Government-mandated internment camp for children under 18 to prepare students for wage-work, while stressing them and diminishing their critical thinking skills.
Alex: Don't you miss the good old days back in school?

Trevor: You mean that nauseating, daily, god awful experience that began at the ass-crack of dawn.
by RealJay January 4, 2021
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Oh look Jonathan is going to school again! Wish him luck, he is sure to pass out.
by K6 November 18, 2013
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